Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Coming out of the cum slut closet

Finally! After years of thinking that gay men were the only ones who could admit, finally the truth is out: celebrities are cum sluts, too! (She and Kev-dawg also sound super bright)

More power to you, Britney. It takes a lot of confidence to recognize that even though the Bible tells you its wrong, and you never learn about it in Health Class, and your parents always told you that your weird Uncle Larry is one, it is all right for you to be who you are.

It may seem like you're the only one, but it's not true. Pretty soon you'll start exchanging knowing stares with other cum sluts at the library, restaurants, or even during class. Then one day, you'll realize that it seems like everyone fun and cute is a cumslut, too, and you'll stop hanging out with your cum-hating friends.

Honey, your toaster and membership card are in the mail.

1 Comments:

Anonymous tessa said...

i think the scariest thing about ms brit is the fact that she is about to be a mother. *shudder* and the idea that another woman would allow Kevin F. to procreate for a third time. *blech*....Congess needs to pass an emergency private bill to have that man fixed. Skinner v. OK notwithstanding.

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